Tom Cruise: what a freaking wierdo

Matt Lauer/Tom Cruise Interview: awkward, strained fighting peppered with moronic, asinine comments by Cruise

AP's interpretation here

THIS BLOG IS BETTER THAN MY BLOG

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SECOND HITS

"space"

"person"

"trying"

"punch"

"what"

"smash"

FIRST HITS: the first image displayed when I searched google

"space"

"person"

"trying"

"punch"

"what"

"smash"

TATTOO: the future

not quite the matrix, but getting there

mapquest takes a beating

(click "satellite")

kinda crappy, always depressing hollywood look-alikes

(check out David Gore's De Niro for accuracy and Sam Brown's Brad Pitt for pathetic half-heartedness)

whoopi goldberg has no eyebrows

I like Ike

we say "bark," they say "voom-voom"

compare this with this

edible menus

the universe is obviously fake

Hamlet, the text adventure

I guess I want this

so funny, so sad

strange baby

TATTOO: tooth

tooth

privately peeing in public

TATTOO: Jim's just this guy, you know

way to go, jim

TATTOO: the pickle

the pickle

TATTOO: you're better off not seeing this

not all who smile are happy

TATTOO: typo

typo

TATTOO: skateboarding meltdown

a skateboarding accident leaves a permanent mark

TATTOO: The (Faulty) Art of the Tribute

"faulty" as in "fault" as in "fault line" as in "crack":
worst tattoo ever